Pacific sea nettles redux (with apologies to many)

Sorry, I'm not done yet. Chalk it up to Georgette Heyer. These guys really remind me of pretty women tripping over their skirts and gracefully falling down in a spiral of tumbling frothy lace. No? Allow me explain.

Tra la la I'm off to Hookham's to get new novel...

Whoops the wind is lifting my skirts!

Oh no! I'm falling! The gentlemen will avert their eyes but what of the cads and bounders!

Aiiieeeeeeeee!

Ah well, my honour is out of my hands, let me be ladylike and fall with grace.

But the uncouth will look! Noone will marry me now! Woe is me! What shall I do!

Och lady, don't git yer panties in a knot!